No, I wasn’t listening. I was EAR HUSTLING. It’s part of my job. 👂😂

Yes, I was ear hustling. 👂 It’s part of my job.

Teachers hear everything—especially the conversations students think we can’t hear. A cozy Chalk & Chaos hoodie for educators with selective hearing that somehow selects EVERYTHING. 😂

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No, I wasn’t listening. I was EAR HUSTLING. It’s part of my job. 👂😂

“I didn’t do it.”
“He started it.”
“Can I go to the bathroom?”

Teachers don’t even have to be part of the conversation. Somehow, we hear EVERYTHING.

The Yes, I Was Ear Hustling Hoodie celebrates that mysterious educator superpower that allows you to teach a lesson, answer a question, check somebody’s work—and simultaneously hear a conversation happening three tables away.

Call it eavesdropping if you want. We call it classroom management.

Cozy, colorful, and ridiculously relatable, this hoodie is made for educators who have perfected the art of hearing their name whispered from across the room.

Were you listening? Yes.
Was the conversation meant for you? Nope.
Did you hear it anyway? Absolutely.

Because ear hustling is part of the job.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.